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Trump Isn’t Taking A Vacation From Lying

Trump Isn’t Taking A Vacation From Lying


>>Stephen: MEANWHILE TRUMP
REMAINS ON VACATION BUT IT’S A WORKING VACATION BECAUSE HE’S
STILL LYING. (LAUGHTER)
ACCORDING TO ONE REPORTER’S TALLY TRUMP MADE 132 FALSE
CLAIMS LAST WEEK, WHICH IS AVERAGING 19 FALSE CLAIMS A DAY,
ALMOST FIVE TIMES HIS AVERAGE. WOW. THAT IS IMPRESSIVE. HOW DOES HE KEEP UP THAT PACE. DOES HE WEAR SOME SORT OF WRIST
TRACKER, THE FIB-BIT? HOLD ON, HOLD ON, YEP, I GOT AN
ALERT. HOLD ON, GUYS, I GOT AN ALERT. I GOT TO GET MY LIES IN, OKAY, I
AM THE TALLEST PRESIDENT EVER, LINCOLN WAS TINY, YOU KNOW THAT
PICTURE ON THE PENNY, IT’S LIFE-SIZED. OKAY. I CLOSE MY RINGS, GREAT, WE CAN
MOVE ON. AND HE’S WORKING ON SOME FRESH
MATERIAL INCLUDING MAJOR NEW LIES ABOUT CAR PLANTS OPENING IN
PENNSYLVANIA, NONE ARE, AND THAT JUSTICE NEAL GORSUCH WAS NUMBER
ONE IN HIS CLASS AT HARVARD, GORSUCH WASN’T CLOSE. NOT TO MENTION HIS MOST GLARING
LIE OF ALL, SAYING DON, JR. IS WONDERFUL. WITH HIS TENDENCY TOO CHEAT ON
FACTS IT IS NO WONDER TRUMP’S LAWYERS DON’T WANT THE PRESIDENT
TO SIT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT
MUELLER AND THE FOLKS ON FOX NEWS AGREE.>>HOW IN THE WORLD COULD HE
EVER COOPERATE AND SIT DOWN WITH MUELLER FOR AN INTERVIEW KNOWING
THAT IF YOU TELL ONE LIE TO BOB MUELLER HE WILL MOVE TO FILE
CHARGES.>>Stephen: WELL, THIS SOUNDS
CRAZY, BUT HEAR ME OUT, HE COULD NOT LIE. (LAUGHTER).>>Stephen: BY HIS LAWYERS
KNOW THAT IS NOT AN OPTION, JUST ASK MAN IN A KID– THE DOG HAS
THE DIAMOND, GET THAT DOG.>>Stephen: RUDDY GIULIANI,
GIULIANI SAYS HE MIGHT LET THE PRESIDENT ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT
OBSTRUCTION AS LONG AS THEY ARE ONES THAT MUELLER DOESN’T HAVE
THE ANSWER TO, THAT HE REALLY NEEDS THE ANSWER TO, AND HE
HASN’T MADE UP HIS MIND THAT TRUMP IS LYING. OKAY. HE CAN ASK AS LONG AS HE DOESN’T
THINK THAT TRUMP IS GOING TO LIE? THAT IS A LEGAL EQUIV LEN OF I’M
GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BUT PROMISE YOU WON’T GET MAD FIRST. NOW AXIOS IS REPORTING THE TWO
AREAS THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT ARE WHY
TRUMP FIRED FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY AND WHAT TRUMP SAID TO
COMEY ABOUT THE INVESTIGATION OF FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR
MICHAEL FLIN. THOSE ARE THE TWO THINGS. THAT YOU HAVE TO ASK, THAT IS
LIKE SAYING LOOK, COULD YOU ASK MY CLIENT JEFFREY DAHMER ABOUT
ANYTHING YOU WANT OTHER THAN MURDER AND DINNER. EVERYTHING ELSE. MEANWHILE, WE’RE LEAVING. COME ON, SWREFRY, WE’RE GOING. CHEESIER PLAWS.>>Stephen: MEANWHILE IN
HOLLYWOOD, THE OSCARS ARE INTRODUCING A NEW CATEGORY FOR
OUTSTANDING POPULAR FILM. I THOUGHT THE MOST POPULAR FILM
ALREADY GETS AN AWARD. MONEY. APPARENTLY THE OSCARS ARE TRYING
TO GET MORE VIEWERS TO TUNE IN TO THE ANNUAL CEREMONY, YOU GOT
TO DRIVE, TUNE IN, ESPECIALLY TO GET THE LADIES THARK IS WHY
OSCAR WAS ONE OF 9 CON TIS TENANTS IN THISSIER’S THE
BACHELORETTE AND THE SWORD WENT RIGHT INTO HIS HAND THERE, THAT
IS NICE. I SAY INSTEAD OF ADDING A CAT
GORE, LOLLEE WOOD SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MAKING MOVIES WITH
ARTISTIC MERIT THAT ALSO TRY TO BE POPULAR, OKAY. THANK YOU. (APPLAUSE).>>Jon: I LIKE THAT.>>Stephen: YEAH, AND I’M
PERSONALLY VERY EXKITED ABOUT THE MU MOVIE CALL ME BY YOUR
NAME 2, INFINITY PEACH.


Reader Comments

  1. Wow, the pot trying to call the kettle black. Remember, "all liars are going to Hell. REPENT!! Love n Christ, a black man, daughter of Zion aka the daughter of His ppl, a black woman, Jer 6:2, 8:19-22, Is 14:32, et als, KJV ONLY

  2. Are they even trying? I mean you can't call fake news because these are pro trump people saying these things in his defense…

  3. 3:28 exactly! No more generic stuff please… this can be generated with AI and stuff. Cool for games, but not for movies

  4. And this ahole isn’t taking a vacation from just that, being ahole prime to his indoctrinated marxist zombie supporters.

  5. So according to the Fox news host,its basically unfair to question Trump because he will lie and that will lead to impeachment…interesting take

  6. Pathological narcissists, borderliners, etc are notorious for lying…m they lie just to lie-often for no reason. I grew up with a very similar to Trump parent-she lied from morning to night
    ..for no reason. It's insane but these sorts have no problem with it, it's as natural for them as truth telling is to most. The sun might be shining no cloud in sight yet they will do everything to convince you a storm is coming. If you counter THEM you're the liar. Insane? You better believe it.

  7. Still waiting for someone to point out where Trump is lying…..and with facts, not headlines, innuendo and speculation……

  8. Once again Colbert lies-by-omission. He fails to add context or balance to his 'satire'. Missed opportunity. I think it would've been funny to compare Obama and Hillary's lies to Trumps, particularly in terms of egregiousness.

    For example, Colbert could've mentioned Obama's famous lie on the Affordable Care Act (Obama-care), which was repeated 37 times by him and his administration. It was PolitiFact's "Lie of the Year" for 2013! In other words, it was egregious.

    Seems like it would've been a good thing for Colbert to mention. You know, for the comedic effect…

  9. Stephen is not funny enough to be a joke. This is the worst TV show I have ever seen, retire Steve, enough already, even your family hates you, much less 80% of SC.

  10. Trump can't get through a day without lying. How would you keep your lies straight if you lie so much? Maybe that is why he tweets so much to keep a record of what he said and when. Giuliani is a joke, I would subpoena Trump and ask him anything I want if I was Mueller. You are hysterical Stephen keep us laughing

  11. Every late night talk show is saying the exact same thing, and it's not because they are all leftist white males (where's the diversity?) it's because the Elite are telling them to say this. The Elite could not buy President Trump, he already had too much money, so if they can't own him, they can't tell the President which country to go to war with next.

  12. He fired Comey because Rod Rosenstein wrote the letter to do so, and now he oversees the investigation because Sessions 'recused' himself.

  13. The Oscars are ridiculous anyways. I don't need a bunch of stuffy fat cats telling me what movies are good. I know what I like

  14. Must be tough to have so little integrity as a comedian that all you can do is talk about trump. Like prison oh well mockingbirds must mock.

  15. Wow crowd sounds so bored and tired. Laughs sound scripted. Other than lame jokes like "Fibbit", this is just a CNN rerun.

  16. You people are CRAZY! You call those lies Trump has brought many companies back to the USA by cutting regulations what makes you think another isn’t opening in the near future? Colbert lies to you snowflakes every day. Trump is cool

  17. I wonder if Trump watches these shows talking about him imagining him sitting down with Diet Coke in his hand spitting on the TV while he's on the toilet

  18. Obamas tracker is the deceiving Zombie Equalizer. Get them now in Rainbow Land next to the unicorn who thinks it was born a leprechaun.

  19. Democrats: "He lies ! he lies !! he lies !!!!!"
    A sane individual: "He lies about what ?"
    Democrats:"Shut up and repeat !"

  20. Some are saying Trump is Qanon.
    In fact on a youtube comment section I read a comment that read "TRUMP is QANON"
    It must be true because I have not found a comment saying he is not QAnon.
    Scarey shite eh?

  21. Donald chump is not only a corrupt racist moron but im sure he has severe mental retardation just like his supporters and all fox employees. He will ruin this country, I guess its ok to let him play president for a little bit but we had enough. Arrest now!

  22. Clinton – great president, got a blowjob, lied about it, impeached
    Trump – a joke of a president, has multiple affairs with porn stars/playboy playmates, has told more lies than any government official in US history, they just can't impeach for some reason.

  23. In other news, President Trump has asked the Joint Chiefs to draw up plans for attacking every Catholic Church and School in the US and abroad.
    Someone told him they had missals.

  24. Am I the only one here that's more outraged by the Oscar adding "Most popular film"? Cause I'm honestly just sick and tired of Trump, seriously they could tell me he murdered an inmigrant child the next day and I wouldn't be surprised at all. And that's bad…

  25. Movies with artistic merit runs contrary the Sony / Universal / Disney / WB scheme of cinema as product, where plots, scripts, storyboards, direction, effects, production and soon acting will be entirely computer-generated. The public can't tell the difference!

  26. The only lies are from the last resident in chief, know the facts cobert! And the rest of your mentally ill audience! You fools are following liberals so blindly it's sad,

  27. Sooo… the Oscars is now neck & neck with the Nickleodian kids choice awards? That must be so satisfying for all the previous winners to know! It'll free up so much mantle space!

  28. one of my most fav movies. "Snatch" Pikey… … ……. Must have watched it a hundred times+. lmao B P

  29. I'm so jealous here on France we don't have that smart and funny people on TV. Give him an Emmy, an oscar and a grammy award .. His team might same america from another Trump term.

  30. You want the oscar to give awards to popular films? But they already do !!! What can we say here in France with " Le festival de Cannes ". ? In Europe, Oscars ceremony is a popular show.

  31. And here we go again non stop coverage of Omarosa now that she is seeking revenge for being fired! Fake stream media didn't give Omarosa the time of day when she had nothing but great things to say about Trump and now that she's bashing Trump for being fired, fake stream media is non stop…but I'm sure that doesn't sound suspicious and NO reason to distrust the fake stream media like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS etc…and now Omarosa has lost ALL credibility with her book of lies and bogus interviews but the libtards just keep falling for these lies and the fake stream media wonders why they're the enemy of the American people! It will take years and years for the people to ever trust fake stream media and the FBI after the damage they've done! http://www.theamericanmirror.com/omarosa-source-there-is-no-trump-n-word-tape-period/

  32. With Trump it's not the lies that shock me anymore, it's the truth. It's always the punch you don't see coming that knocks you out, in Trump's case, it's truth. I'll probably faint the day he goes honest.

  33. Trump's approximately one-three-thousandth as honest Lance Armstrong, as measured by the public record of their pronouncements since winning the top spot.

  34. It's so sad that people think that there is any merit whatsoever in this and similar shows…..unless it is to demonstrate how sick / twisted humor is used to brainwash people, much in the way that is described in the Russian Brainwashing Manual (not the one by Hubbard), and also in the Beria Lecture (find this at www.americandeception.com)….. Geesh people….do you not realize that you are being massively played???

  35. Where was this POS when obobo took a one hundred million dollar faction to africa; didn't hear a word from this useless clown.

  36. glad i do not watch these shows. i have to go to work every day and don't stay up that late. millions of lazy azzholes depend on us working people