Ryan: You know there was those two bathrooms backstage all of us kind of tried to pile into just because of the isolated In the hallway yeah, so I’m coming in right after Chris and he goes out And I go in and there’s just fucking like half this toilet seat is covered in toilet paper And it’s just kinda like, dipping into the water I called him back like “what the hell man? If you’re gonna do it at least put it in the fucking toilet when you’re done?” (Chris) I thought it was, alright?- (Michael Laughs) (Chris) I built it like… it’s a public stall
(Michael) You built yourself a seat (Chris) And you like, layer it with toilet paper.. (Jack) That’s a nest, that’s what that is.
(Chris) Yeah Yeah (Chris) I thought that like, I had pulled it into the thing, I guess it didnt- (Ryan) That! No No No No On the day, walking out you’re like “Oh I just thought i’d left it for somebody else” (Group Laughter) (Ryan) NOBODY want’s to sit on your second hand toilet paper!
(Jeremy) I at RTX.. (Jack) You didnt just look at it and be like- “Ok flush, I’ll put the rest of it in and flush again” (Ryan) That undermines the point! Now it’s like somebody’s ass has definitely been on that (Jeremy) I’m gonna out you here Chris, cause at RTX I had my wife with me at RTX and Kat was hanging around and Kat at one point she was like “I need to go to the bathroom” So she went and after she came out she was like, “So… Chris was in the bathroom before me and there was like- toilet paper all over the seat” EXACT same thing. (Ryan/Jack) Are you kidding me!?
(Jeremy) She said the same thing (Ryan) Also, I would like to point out to you Chris that on the wall next to the toilet are handily pre-made toilet shaped. – I like to make my own. (Group Laughter) (Michael) Listen, you cant be trustin those sheets (Ryan) They make it perfectly shaped for it. (Jack) So, okay, so you sit, you put the toilet paper down, you sit on it, do your business, get up, and you just LEAVE the toilet paper there? (Chris) *stuttering*
(Ryan) We now have multiple instances. To his credit he did deal with the situation. (Ryan and Jack) After he was called on it. (Chris) When I was a kid, when I was in Drivers Ed school when I was like 16 I went to go pee, peed, and then as class was starting, The drivers ed teacher like, in front of the entire class, called me out and was like “YOU.” “You pissed all over the seat. And LEFT it there.” And I was like “Nope it wasnt me” And so he called- just called me out and made me go clean it up in front of the entire drivers ed class (Jeremy) Thats brutal to do that to someone
(Ryan) And THAT is why you spread it first (Chris) But now it wouldnt matter if someone peed on it because ive already built up a protective layer- (Ryan) Well then you LEAVE it there, now its just soggy toilet paper! (Jack) Do you not lift the toilet seat up when you’re pissing? (Chris) No I normally do now, because I learned from- (Ryan) Then you di- So what you’re saying is that you did piss all over the toilet seat (Chris) Maybe I did. (Ryan) There we go. (Jack) Went from “blame me for nothing” to “theres a good chance it was me”
(Ryan) I was innocent and he called it on me too! (Ryan) “Ehh it may have been my urine.”