Joel: Okay, you want to know the worst thing that can happen to a man ever Blaine: Okay Joel: So I’ve had some issues and boy when you get old it’s fun. So I had had to have a scoping of my bladder That’s when they take a camera and they put it into your bladder Blaine: How did they get the… Joel: Okay, oh Blaine. Huh, how do they get a camera in there? If you ask me, I’d rather they just stab me in my heart and then inject it through that, but that’s not how they do it apparently How they do it is you go into the room and there are these things hanging from the wall They’re the most horrible things you’ve ever seen in your life And then there’s a chair and then you sit down in the chair, and then a guy comes in the room He goes, “Oh you got to take your pants off now under the blanket.” And you go, “Oh okay.” And he’s like, “Are you allergic to Iodine?” and I’m like “Well I haven’t even met you before.”
And then he put iodine on your things. The first guy was like, “Look I’m not gonna lie to you. This isn’t going to be great” Blaine: Oh “but it’s not as bad as you think it’s going to be.” And then the doctor comes in and then he goes, “Hey” “Did you see that basketball game last night?” And that’s where they have you because that’s where they’ve started the lie. Once the doctor starts to lie you’re like, “Oh, yes doctor I did see the basketball…” Boom. And that’s when they go in for the kill. Like he’s tricking you like he’s distracting you It’s like ‘Oh, I’m interested in basketball’ BIGGEST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. BIGGEST PAIN I’VE EVER- And fuck you, people who give birth “Oh giving birth to children is so hard.” No fuck you. It’s not, okay? What men have to go through… Let me tell you something about mathematical ratios It’s this big. It’s this big and it’s not meant to get bigger. You guys are meant to get big You’re flowers. You bloom. You fuckers are flowers. We are not fucking flowers. We’re fucking sticks You don’t stick a stick inside another stick! That’s not where sticks are supposed to go. No one goes, “Hey there’s a stick lets put a stick inside of it.” That’s against nature. That’s the other thing too is like I’m thinking to myself like man these fuckers have to sit there and do this shit to people all fucking day long. That’s their job It’s like ‘Oh here comes another thing we gotta stick a stick in it. Now I gotta explain to the stick that it’s not gonna be fun.’
Birth is way worse
Wait does he think that women pee and give birth from the same body part?
Couldn't they put you to sleep
This was just amazing
I want to like this again and again and again.
Joel should be hooked up to the machine that simulates a pregnancy and see if he feels the same way, haha. Maybe it is or isn't the most painful thing he ever felt.
The reason they tell you it won't be as bad as you think it's going to be is because of the placebo effect. If they tell you "this won't hurt a bit," it will actually hurt less than if they say "this is going to hurt"
I can hear a little caboose in his voice.
I just like imagining as caboose.
omg look it cool
(*^*)
Do you know how pregnancy works?
Who's gonna break it to him that women get catheters after they give birth? And that the male and female urethra are the same size xD
I'm rolling
Well, giving birth is a natural phenomenon so although it's painful it'll be fine for the most part.
But putting a cord into your urethra is another thing. So of course it'll be painful.
Though a do like the flowers bloom part. Clever.
I see joel raging in the video
I wonder how many moms saw this and got mad?
I haven't watched much content with Joel in it except RvB so I just can't take him seriously.
We need to put Joel on a labor simulator so that he can tell us which is worse. XD
Can I just say…. During childbirth we sometimes get catheters… Yea…. Thats literally sticking a tube in your pee hole
Are those things required?
Women don't pee out of their vaginas… that's not how it works
You have never experienced period craps so shut up!
Omfg its a tube that goes inside u for like a hour AND WHE HAVE TO CARRY A BABY FORNINE MONTHS AND DELIVER IT FOR MORE THAN 18 HOURS
Why did I watch this, I can't stop the cringing face
I get the distinct impression that Joel (like myself and many others) doesn't understand the appeal behind sounding.
I’m imaging cubes going on this rant
Stick a stick inside another stick!
Cant they just knock u out
I had to do this when I was like five
This is why Joel can't go on the podcast anymore
is Joel caboose
This is my favorite video
Sounds like caboose when Joel’s angry
No the worst pain is hitting your ankles with the side of a metal scooter THERE IS NOTHING THAT HURTS WORSE
S P O R T S B A L L
I was laughing through out the video and when writing this comment
I had to do this too and I’m only 16
They were trying to get a stint out that went from my bladder to my kidney, so along with a camera, there was also a claw.
Long story short, they couldn’t get it out
Ummm. Women have to have cameras up their urethras too lol. And they'll say childbirth is worse. Its the exact same thing with women
Why are certain men so afraid of medical procedures? I mean, I know they're invasive and awkward, but I know some dudes that are LEGIT TERRIFIED of those appointments, as if they compromised their self-esteem or sense of reality, LOL.
Actually some people stick a “stick” into a “stick” as a kink… don’t ask me how I know…
I cant even watch this without getting queasy lol
I can hear the Caboose coming out
I got a stick in stick story too, I have many nightmares
Half of the dislikes are probably just pregnant women.
You don't stick a stick inside another stick
1:19😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Women also have to go through the same thing and our urethra doesn’t exactly stretch. I would search of women’s anatomy and also search exactly what happens during childbirth that makes it so painful. And women have a higher pain tolerance than men on average, also think about that
Getting hit in the balls is worse than getting pregnant
Glad to see Caboose got his nature from his voice actor.
I literally felt Joel pain the moment it happened my legs started shaking
Like, sounding?
Oil change
CABOOSE I WUV U!!!
The animation always makes these stories so much better 😂😂
Oobleck’s Words Of Wisdom: 1:46
Rwby
1:12 go on my child. release the inner caboose within you
This was my first one.
Joel. I understand that that’s painful. But let me help you understand something. When a women gives birth, SHES LITERALLY CREATING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!!!(doing this for the joke)
When Joel yells he sound exactly like caboose
I’m scared for the day when I have to go through this
😳 I’m not excited to get older
you don't stick a stick insIDE ANOTHER STICK!
I’m going to make sure I drink a lot of water after this
We don’t stretch we RIP
I can tell he is caboose
When I closed my eyes I heard caboose
😂
Now ask Joel his views on Trumps wall
Someone needs to explain to Joel what sounding is, then record his reaction.
You are having a TINY tube not a 12" HEAD attached to a 8lb person!
Poor Joel, never learned that the hole woman give birth threw and where they pee aren’t the same.
So woman have to go threw the same pain as him when they have to get a cystoscope in there bladder too. (The hole is the same size as his)
Heath class has failed again.
Any other guy cross their legs when he talked about the process?
This is when a small pee pee is good
ugh i can actually feel it.. but its not actually happening
“What men go through…Let me tell you about MATHEMATICAL RATIO’s”
Sooooooo much Caboose.
U Can Hear That Caboose In That Screaming
0:59 ultimate betrayal!! Lmao. Only Joel would go through this 💩.
You don't stick a stick in a stick but you don't stick a flower in a flower either…..
Are you allergic to iodine? “I uhh wahh I haven’t even met you before!”
Id LOVE to watch him do the birth simulator test
Yes.
but wait
Can you put a flower in another flower?
1:00 – 1:23 Caboose is here
For a little while there he was being caboose
No anesthetic or proper written consent?? Never go back there, find a new urology office. Always assumed they did uroscopy under anesthesia. That's what they do to put stents up there or to take biopsies/remove stones. Geez, where are they practicing for, the set of Outlander?
All I hear is Caboose from RVB lol
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
I just noticed Joel is caboose
Huh, this is the first RTAA I've seen with Joel in it.
Joel speaks the words of god
I know video is old but after I had my kidney transplant they had to remove a stent that was keeping the connection open… No slicing but a camera with claws going in. Going in was not as painful as this thing was coming out. I swear it felt like the claws were cutting me as it was coming out. They said most people had no problem with it. I had a catheter that hurt coming out and was uncomfortable the entire time it was in me, but that was nothing compared to that camera/claw thing pulling out a stent.
Somebody made a video of Dr. Oobleck (who Joel also voices) from RWBY saying this in class. It's hilarious!
Just look up "episiotomy" Joel… I dare you.
I haven't watched RVB in a year or two, and yet, as soon as I realized this was caboose I couldn't unhear it XD
I’d rather just take the risk of whatever disease it is lol
Fun fact Joel, female urethras are the same size as males and do not expand.
Blaine: But…how do they get-
Joel: Ohhh BLAINE :D, how do they get- HOW do they get the camera IN there?!
Joel needs to be a Health teacher! 🤣
Caboose DOES hate babies……