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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sticks & Flowers

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sticks & Flowers

Joel: Okay, you want to know the worst thing that can happen to a man ever Blaine: Okay Joel: So I’ve had some issues and boy when you get old it’s fun. So I had had to have a scoping of my bladder That’s when they take a camera and they put it into your bladder Blaine: How did they get the… Joel: Okay, oh Blaine. Huh, how do they get a camera in there? If you ask me, I’d rather they just stab me in my heart and then inject it through that, but that’s not how they do it apparently How they do it is you go into the room and there are these things hanging from the wall They’re the most horrible things you’ve ever seen in your life And then there’s a chair and then you sit down in the chair, and then a guy comes in the room He goes, “Oh you got to take your pants off now under the blanket.” And you go, “Oh okay.” And he’s like, “Are you allergic to Iodine?” and I’m like “Well I haven’t even met you before.”
And then he put iodine on your things. The first guy was like, “Look I’m not gonna lie to you. This isn’t going to be great” Blaine: Oh “but it’s not as bad as you think it’s going to be.” And then the doctor comes in and then he goes, “Hey” “Did you see that basketball game last night?” And that’s where they have you because that’s where they’ve started the lie. Once the doctor starts to lie you’re like, “Oh, yes doctor I did see the basketball…” Boom. And that’s when they go in for the kill. Like he’s tricking you like he’s distracting you It’s like ‘Oh, I’m interested in basketball’ BIGGEST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. BIGGEST PAIN I’VE EVER- And fuck you, people who give birth “Oh giving birth to children is so hard.” No fuck you. It’s not, okay? What men have to go through… Let me tell you something about mathematical ratios It’s this big. It’s this big and it’s not meant to get bigger. You guys are meant to get big You’re flowers. You bloom. You fuckers are flowers. We are not fucking flowers. We’re fucking sticks You don’t stick a stick inside another stick! That’s not where sticks are supposed to go. No one goes, “Hey there’s a stick lets put a stick inside of it.” That’s against nature. That’s the other thing too is like I’m thinking to myself like man these fuckers have to sit there and do this shit to people all fucking day long. That’s their job It’s like ‘Oh here comes another thing we gotta stick a stick in it. Now I gotta explain to the stick that it’s not gonna be fun.’

Reader Comments

  1. Joel should be hooked up to the machine that simulates a pregnancy and see if he feels the same way, haha. Maybe it is or isn't the most painful thing he ever felt.

  2. The reason they tell you it won't be as bad as you think it's going to be is because of the placebo effect. If they tell you "this won't hurt a bit," it will actually hurt less than if they say "this is going to hurt"

  3. Who's gonna break it to him that women get catheters after they give birth? And that the male and female urethra are the same size xD

  4. Well, giving birth is a natural phenomenon so although it's painful it'll be fine for the most part.

    But putting a cord into your urethra is another thing. So of course it'll be painful.

    Though a do like the flowers bloom part. Clever.

  5. Can I just say…. During childbirth we sometimes get catheters… Yea…. Thats literally sticking a tube in your pee hole

  6. Omfg its a tube that goes inside u for like a hour AND WHE HAVE TO CARRY A BABY FORNINE MONTHS AND DELIVER IT FOR MORE THAN 18 HOURS

  7. I get the distinct impression that Joel (like myself and many others) doesn't understand the appeal behind sounding.

  8. I had to do this too and I’m only 16
    They were trying to get a stint out that went from my bladder to my kidney, so along with a camera, there was also a claw.
    Long story short, they couldn’t get it out

  9. Ummm. Women have to have cameras up their urethras too lol. And they'll say childbirth is worse. Its the exact same thing with women

  10. Why are certain men so afraid of medical procedures? I mean, I know they're invasive and awkward, but I know some dudes that are LEGIT TERRIFIED of those appointments, as if they compromised their self-esteem or sense of reality, LOL.

  11. Women also have to go through the same thing and our urethra doesn’t exactly stretch. I would search of women’s anatomy and also search exactly what happens during childbirth that makes it so painful. And women have a higher pain tolerance than men on average, also think about that

  12. Joel. I understand that that’s painful. But let me help you understand something. When a women gives birth, SHES LITERALLY CREATING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!!!(doing this for the joke)

  13. Poor Joel, never learned that the hole woman give birth threw and where they pee aren’t the same.
    So woman have to go threw the same pain as him when they have to get a cystoscope in there bladder too. (The hole is the same size as his)
    Heath class has failed again.

  14. No anesthetic or proper written consent?? Never go back there, find a new urology office. Always assumed they did uroscopy under anesthesia. That's what they do to put stents up there or to take biopsies/remove stones. Geez, where are they practicing for, the set of Outlander?

  15. I know video is old but after I had my kidney transplant they had to remove a stent that was keeping the connection open… No slicing but a camera with claws going in. Going in was not as painful as this thing was coming out. I swear it felt like the claws were cutting me as it was coming out. They said most people had no problem with it. I had a catheter that hurt coming out and was uncomfortable the entire time it was in me, but that was nothing compared to that camera/claw thing pulling out a stent.

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